Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Is it me you're looking for?

I know. It’s been a while. Honestly, I didn’t think I was going to write much between now and August. I’m in the middle of getting married, and it’s taking up a lot of my time. For the first time in weeks, I’ve had the chance to sit down and actually type something out. It feels good… or maybe that’s the wine. Not really sure, but I know that my fingers belong on the keyboard tonight.

Not My Dog.

I have so much to talk about, and so little time. Between now and the wedding, I have to figure out a way to get my dog in tuxedo. You don’t want the ring-bearer to be walking down the aisle naked… do you? Also, you don’t want some pretentious a-hole running down the aisle yelling “fire.” That’s a whole different topic. It’s happened before. Hence, why I’m talking about it.

I need to get a lot out of my system… Topics in the next coming days/weeks/months will include the following (not in this order):

1). Why some Napa wineries are over-rated.

2). Why Heringer Estates Winery is my favorite wine.

3). How I’m taking back the whole, “don’t put your peanut butter in the fridge… or you’re a nazi” statment.

4). How I will never be eating at Ella Dining Room and Bar again.

5). That new pizza place downtown that sucks… I can’t even remember the name it was so memorable.

6). My Honeymoon to Europe.

7). Jersey Shore… and why they are ruining my honeymoon.

8). Spring, and why California is the best state.

9). The brand new, West Sacramento Farmer’s market.

10). Almond Milk… and making it at home.

That’s pretty much a sneak-peak for what’s to come. If you’ll excuse me, I have to figure out why my neighbor is currently building a rocket-ship in his backyard. If it really is a rocket-ship, which it very well could be, I want a ride… but I don’t want to pay for gas. It’s really expensive!

Go here, if you have a heart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA