Question: Why are zombies so awesome??!?!
Answer: They aren’t.
I hate this whole “zombie” coolness thing. Get over it. Please don’t join “zombie walks”. Please don’t fill up my social network streams with Zombie posts. Please don’t purchase “zombie survival books.” Please don’t put fake “zombie eyes” in my Coke-a-Cola Classic. Also, please don’t dress your dog as a zombie for Halloween. Your pet will hate you forever, and probably poop on your carpet for revenge.
Zombies aren’t cool, never were cool… well, technically they might be cool… because they’re dead. I mean, are dead people hot? I really don’t think so. I’m not a scientist, so I can’t confirm my previous statement. Anyway, I digress. Zombies are as cool as the 80′s fashion comebacks. Ever notice why 80′s fashion keeps coming back, and you ask yourself, “self, didn’t the 80′s already try to come back a few years ago?” The answer is yes. Yes it did. It sucked so bad, the people who were bringing back the 80′s fashion, stopped and realized that no one likes the 80′s. That’s how it is with Zombies. Just. Give. It. Up. No one really likes them.
Let’s say you actually DO like them.. also, lets just say they’re real. You’d never survive. The only people who would survive, are the ones that can fly….. forever. That pretty much leaves just me.
The whole point of this post is let you know I’m tired of this Zombie crap. Go bake some cookies and send them to me… it’ll take your mind of Zombies. Also, cookies are delightful.