I’m going to apologize. Apologize for not making you smarter about food for quite some time. I told you this blog was going to be a roller coaster, and surprise; you just paid $5.00 for a culinary adventure that you never got to enjoy. Ok, you never actually paid, but we’ll talk about you giving me money at a later date.
This is my promise to you: I will change this whole “not blogging thing!” How you might ask? Well, I’m going to make this a habit… for YOU. I’ve received hundreds of e-mails in the past month wondering where I’ve been, what I’ve been doing, and why I haven’t posted. Ok, I’m lying. It was just my mother. She always told me that I had a tendency to start things and then not finish. She used the rocketship I started to build in 1982 as an example. I told her I finished it, and quickly destroyed it so the US government wouldn’t steal my ideas. Three months later the Roswell crash happened. Coincidence? Maybe. Anyway, she never believed me. That’s why I have to finish this blog.
That’s why I have to post, and comment, and love, and eat, and travel, and… well, you get the picture. I want to prove my mother wrong. I also want to make you, the reader, the smarterest person in the world. (please don’t write me e-mails saying that smarterest’ isn’t a word. I know its not.)
Okay baby birds… I’m going to feed you. Don’t think I’m going to stand here… errr, sit here and let my blog die a slow death. By the way, random note of 2010: Who types standing up? Really? If you’re reading this, or you plan on writing an e-mail later…. and you’re going to stand up while typing, sit down. Just try it. For me. Please. It’s much more enjoyable, ergonomically correct if you will. Anyway, I digress.
The reason as to why I haven’t been posting lately, is because I’ve been busy. Yes. I have been way too busy to do any kind of recreational fun. The good news is, I have a lot to type/talk about. Most of the new topics will include, but are not limited to: travel, my garden, more recipes, drinking, and crocodiles. Not so much the latter part. I just wanted you to kinda say to yourself, “whaaa??”. This is me building you up, just to bring you down.
So sit back, and enjoy the ride. Visit often, and don’t forget to tell a friend. We here at jaredeatsworld play the friend game. You tell a friend, than I steal your friend for enjoyment… then give them right back. Don’t worry, I have way better legos and G.I. Joes than you do. If you want to keep friends, purchase better toys!
Thanks for staying tuned in! I’ll post an actual food related blog tomorrow!