Jared Eats World

I’ve made a lot of changes to the website… I got tired of blogging about food, even though I hardly did. Too many people were doing it, and I didn’t feel that compelled to write about it. I grow it, I cook it, I eat it. The buck stops there. Nothing to see here… please move on.

The first thing you’ll notice is the layout. It’s changed obviously. If you didn’t notice… SURPRISE! Well, now that we’re on the same page, it’s also Orange; which is my favorite color. Its my favorite color in theory though. Don’t buy me anything Orange. I won’t wear it, and I won’t use it. I just like the color on webpages, and baseball uniforms. Ohh, and on fruit.

I guess the theme of this website is now going to be, “whatever the hell I feel like.” I think I’m going to enjoy writing about that way more then the previous theme.

You’re probably not going to agree with me on a lot of things, and I don’t expect you to… but I do expect you to pretend as though you do. It’ll make your life easier, and my life easier. As you’re reading my new posts, just nod your head up and down. Positive reinforcement. Trust me, I’m a psychologist….. not really. I just read a lot of magazines….. sports magazines.

The journey starts here, and ends here. Enjoy your stay, and hopefully I can make you a little bit more intelligent than you were before you came to visit me.  Don’t forget to grab your white jumpsuit and kool-aid at the door.

Everything was perfect. Seriously, I couldn’t have asked for anything better… For the past 14 months, Ashleigh and I had gone over everything with a fine-tooth comb; and let me tell you, every single second of stress was worth it. After the wedding, we stayed in the Governor’s Suite… and the view from the 14th floor was gorgeous:

The Sunrise

The Capital

Now onto the hard part… starting the honeymoon. Yesterday I was so exhausted from the Wedding, I didn’t even have time to pack. In fact, last night was the first time I had actually slept more than 5 hours in 3 days. Good thing our flights leave late tonight. I’m pretty sure Target is going to be my friend today. Target and Tylenol PM.

In the next couple of weeks, I’m going to update as much as possible. Pictures, food related posts, and just random stuff on our travels in general.

First stop: Bahamas.

As you noticed, I have now added a “Like” button for you facebook fans to the right of this webpage. If you’re directionally challenged, it’s to your other right. I’d hope that you enjoy this page enough to “Like” it… No pressure, I just know where you live.

If you’re wondering how my fantastical mind came up with such an amazing idea… it can all be summed up by this statement: “Everyone else is doing it.”

For the foodies out there, I just want you to know that I was drinking (heavily) and eating while adding the “Like” code to my website. I have a lot of cool articles coming up! Stay tuned!

I have a garden. In this garden, I planted WAY too many vegetables… because of that, I have 8 eggplant sitting in my fridge. Tonight, I shall conquer them by attempting to make Punjabi Eggplant.

This will be my first time making an authentic Indian dish. After tonight, I could be labeled a cooking genius. Only time will tell. I’ll keep you posted on how it went, or if we ordered pizza.